Meanwhile, Deep in John Zogby’s Secret Underground Lair/Science Lab…

I’m not the first one to see this, but that never stopped me before; everyone loves a good dogpile.

The Borg Collective fine people at Zogby Interactive just asked me this interesting set of questions:

zogby chip

What the hell are they working on up there in Utica?

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2 responses to “Meanwhile, Deep in John Zogby’s Secret Underground Lair/Science Lab…

  1. All joking aside; companies are already working on mind/brain controlled games, apart from military applications. So even though this may sound Borgish, or maybe it is, it’s not even too far away from what you might expect to be coming up in the next few years. So I guess (market)research is also needed in this field…

    For starters, just look at what wikipedia already has on it; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain%E2%80%93computer_interface#Commercialization_and_companies

  2. ubu.roi

    It’s the new InstantMR (TM) chip: instant responses coming from deep inside the subconcious, in exchange for instant incentives: electrical impulses to the pleasure centers in the hypothalamus.

    Also, straightliners will be instantly punished. I believe I need not get into more detail about how that might be accomplished…MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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